Doctor: What's the problem?
Jodie: I got urinary tract infection.
Doctor and assistant burst in laughter.
Doctor: How did you know you're having urinary tract infection? (still laughing)
Assistant: Tell us your symptoms first.
Doctor: Tell me what is an urinary tract infection.
Jodie: I have a constant urge to pee and when I go to the toilet and pee, it hurts.
Doctor: Okay, you do have an infection.
Jodie: =.=' Can you write me an MC?
Doctor: No.
Jodie: :/
Doctor: What time is your class?
Jodie: 1-2pm (its 12.30pm right now).
Assistant: I think you still can make it.
Jodie: Umm... then write the prescription faster. I need to catch the bus! *snatched the prescription from the doctor's hand and ran to the pharmacy, then brisk walking to college, changed pants, ran to the entrance and luckily there was a bus at that time* *phew~*
From clockwise: Potcit Mixture, Oral Aid, Xorimax (antibiotic), Voren (painkiller)